TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well hotter than a jalapeno in July, Texas has been taken by the King himself! It's like an old-timey rock and roll party with every town lookin' cooler than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically Elvis Tribute Shows smell the fried chicken wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been flockin' to Texas like it's Graceland on a Sat